Hoboken single looking for a double who will let me take home field advantage in the Bronx tomorrow at 1. Perhaps we’ll hit it off and get to first base at the game and then later maybe we’ll make it “home” provided you don’t balk. Be aware I have one ball (and thus two strikes) yet be assured if your average isn't high enough I’ll eventually walk. In the meantime, I’ll be happy to spend time in the dugout. With luck, I'll get up a few times and hopefully that won't result in a sac fly.
I'll leave the joke about the batter's box to someone else.
