So some A-hole has put it into Windy's head that she needs to start brushing my teeth. Yikes! She's even gone out to by "enzyme liver toothpaste" (doesn't that sound yummy?) and a kitty toothbrush. So she doesn't F this up completely and I wind up with a toothbrush and slime jammed down my throat, anyone out there in Hoboken cyberland do this before? Please instruct her? Someone could get a finger chompled. Thanks, doods.