Sorry, can't resist....
It's the required uniform: khakis, box-toed shoes, three-quarter length black leather or nylon jacket (seasonal), orange or black messenger bag, haircut inspired by "Friends" (brushed forward and flipped up in front).
And one in every three Hoboken guys under 30 is named "Jason."
Oh, and the cell phones are for telling your S.O. that you'll "be home in 8 1/2 minutes" or for communicating with the table next to you outside Texas Arizona.
; D