Funny blurb from "Lying Liars..." by Al Franken. I can't quote exactly because as soon as I finished the book everyone in my office got in line to borrow it.
Anyway, to paraphrase: Conservatives love America the same way a 4 year old loves their mommy. Mommy is all powerful and all knowing. Mommy can do no wrong. And if anyone messes with Mommy, they're gonna get it.
Liberals love America like an adult loves their spouse. Their love will never stop, but they can see the flaws along with the positives, and they want it to become better, but they love it nonetheless.
First person that plagarizes Fox News when they yell at me wins a week free of tithing!
