Beloved Reikian community,
I am Dale A. Beaulieu, a man who received his Master's Attunement in a mental hospital. So at times, much to the chagrin of my formal teacher, blackearth, I call myself a Nuthouse Reiki Master.
Now, I do not understand having a formal teacher, and cannot get a transvestite Peruvian shaman to give me the time of day. lol, coyote.
My high school french teacher thinks I am teaching her. My parents think they are teaching me the card game, pitch, when I beat them savagely every night. My son, Sam, who as we speak wants to co-write a book with me about a salam-newt (half-salamander, half-newt) thinks he is my greatest teacher. He is right, by the way.
I have an Aussie friend, Bob, who is avoiding me and probably up to nonsense or incredible humor or probably both. I have another Aussie friend who writes as well as frigging Anne Lamotte /sp\(for more on A.L. see Salon magazine or read "Operating Instructions" or "Tender Mercies"), gets a channeling from the earthmother herself and still has the self-esteem of a camel who has never been taught to dance.
And I have FORGOTTEN /**all**\ my Reiki symbols and been reduced to saying, reciting, the frigging rosary for jimminie's sake.
I am rapidly losing all respect for myself as a New Ager.
Now I dig Finality, but she won't send me anymore of her great sheet music til I get off my fanny and get a job (I DID, FINALITY, I DID - YOU TOTALLY ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!)...
So what is the possibility of ANYONE, for Coyotes' sake, whipping me back into Reiki shape so that when I do go get the ceremonial locust from blackearth in Michigan she will not sick mr. blackearth on me and make me clean up pony poop?
So I am writing the entire Reiki community with these questions.
Am I inane?
I know I am nonsensical, but is it productive?
Does finality know how healing her piano music is?
[I don't; my wife gave away my piano. But I borrow other folks'.] rofl
*See announcements for my BUY BEAU A PIANO campaign.
Nuff for now.
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I love you all. And I am serious about figuring out how to have a formal teacher-student relationship. One day I want to teach. But I have been up to such nonsense on this cafe that only Hindus, Aussies and old wise-ones like Finality post under me. Which can be fun, guys, REALLY.
Hey, guys my password is hope. I am hopeful. I think Neale Donald Walsche is right on about transparency.
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Love to all my Reiki pals, most especially the ones I never meet because I do not know anything at all about Reiki and HARDLY EVER GET ON THIS DISCUSSION BOARD.
I forgot all my Reiki training and returned to the Catholic faith. But I still love this cafe and believe whole-heartedly in unconditional love.
Love to all.
P.S. blackearth, tell your husband to stop with the anti-semetic elephant jokes. I have a limit on how many belly laughs I give myself each day: one every ten minutes.
Dale A. Beaulieu, BA, MS, CVT, RNM
aka
Torn Dragon
