"Point being, I have come to find out that the "jollies" are to the lower self of a man what that balancing device in th inner ear is to head balance. Those jolly knuts need to be in fullswing and harmony with the movements of the rest of the body. The jollies are a balancing pendulum. Women have the same softyware but it's smaller and located inside to avoid the effects of "overswing". Look what the Romans did for example. They let their jollies run too free. Way overswing."
Oh, Michael!!! Thank you for so much fun. Well, the Irish enjoy the kilts, too! My Daniel has a few and he loves how he had to beat the ladies off with a stick (or I do rather).