Peace Goldenisis
ooh you made me belly laugh! here's some silly scots for you:
a poke of chips - a portion of pomme frites doused in vinegar and salt and wrapped in crisp paper. As in 'giz a poke o' chips wi' that deepfried mars bar'
red neck - the feeling of being extremely embarrassed and suffering from deep blushing. As in 'don't do that in public Tam, you're gi'in me a red neck'
winch - the act of passionate kissing. As in 'Ah Moira no-one's looking, giz a winch'.
tee hee
amma
(I'm english by the way)