Hi Sally..
Your too funny..
I humbly can say, I am guilty of
much of the same things as you... and a few more..
LOL
Especially the intergestion part!
ROFL
BTW..
Did you try to hook him to you or Reiki..
:-)))
Here a few of mine..
1)Use Reiki to get parking spots...
2)Shut up other peoples crying kids in
restraunts & church..
3)Works on the wife too!!!!
HEHEHE
4)On first day of Reiki class I lay down one student
on the table, standing over them,
I start waving my hands crazily and start
loudly shouting...
"Unga Bunga"
It certainly breaks the ice!!!
ROFLMAO
5)When bored, say at a party, I will totally blast the
room full of people with pink fuzzy energy
and just sit back and watch the results, great fun.
Ouch thats enough!
Bear smiles...