Hey Sal!
I just about died of laughter imagining some folks reactions to your post. In any case, I think you should add my premature demise to your list of sins :-)
You don't really need our forgiveness do you? But in case you really do... I forgive you (but first let me remove the plank from my eye). I think you've shown brilliantly how human we all are and I humbly bow to you oh-brave-one for facing and embracing that humanity.
For myself, I have to say, that I may have thought of such things before, but was too chicken to try any of them out (sad, I know). But that was before I came under the wicked influence of the Bear - a bow of respect to you Bear :-} Now, I too have tried out the blasting, into a room full of stiff-necked corporates. Very interesting :-)
Thanks for showing the lighter side of Reiki :-)
Cheers
Nats