Sal,
This is a great thread! I too have confessions...
I have Reiki'd my car as to not get speeding tickets (worked wonderfully!).
When my boss is running thru the office, I have used Reiki on her, and see her calm down.
I too have used Reiki to get myself a seat on the subway.
And when I'm out at yard sales, I have been known to beam Reiki at the person i'm bargaining with so they will give me a better deal.
...And now i'm off to eat a pound of chocolate for repentence and say 3 'hail Reiki's' :-)
Namaste,
Steve