The Hoboken Cafe 

So some A-hole has put it into Windy's head that she needs to start brushing my teeth. Yikes! She's even gone out to by "enzyme liver toothpaste" (doesn't that sound yummy?) and a kitty toothbrush. So she doesn't F this up completely and I wind up with a toothbrush and slime jammed down my throat, anyone out there in Hoboken cyberland do this before? Please instruct her? Someone could get a finger chompled. Thanks, doods.

Dont worry Oreo I got your back man..I will help Windy..I am a pro when it comes to brushing the kitties and doggies teeth..today i had to even check my horses teeth to check his bit.

Oreo,
My condolences on the whole thing. Just remember the hand that brushes your teeth is also the hand that feeds you- you could be eating some very bad stuff if you bite her :) There are better ways to get her back, like hair balls in her favorite pair of shoes.

angel

I got out of having to get my teeth brushed by puking up a worm. Hee! Now Windy won't go anywhere near my mouth. Oh, except I had to go to the vet and he made me drink yellow stuff.