The Hoboken Cafe 

humm.., i'm trying to figure out all this political stuff tell me do I have it correct, finally, or no?

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The state takes one and gives it to someone else.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The state takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The state takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows. The state takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. The state takes both, kills one, and spills the milk in the sewage system.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.