The New York Nexus Cafe 

Before you leave you will be able to pack a bag
No matter what size the bag is
There will be room for everything
Your favorite shoes will have their model number
Printed on the bottom in invisible ink
Which will be visible in the light of heaven
Because clouds illuminate like a black light
So you can reorder when they wear out
You won’t need glasses, your teeth will be perfect
You will always know where the fingernail clippers are
Jeans will fit, your abs will be buff
You will never forget what you want to remember
Everyone from SoHo and Tribeca will stand out
Because they will continue to wear black
While traditionally everyone wears white in heaven
But as in life so as in, the rebellion continues
Before leaving
You will be allowed to screw anyone
You always intended or wanted to
But didn’t have time or lacked the introduction
Or whatever prevented it
Everyone will tell meaningful truths and jokes
But the truth won’t hurt anymore
And everyone will always laugh
There will instead be an accumulation of information
Which unfortunately you can’t take with you
If you get lucky enough
To get another chance
And come back as a pig, a family horse
Marilyn Monroe, Woody Allen, your accountant
Your boss, or the guy you pushed around so much
The last time