The New York Nexus Cafe 

Hi girls
I have an extra Yankee ticket for tomorrow 06/03 1:00 PM. The tickets are in the tier box section. Now, if you are single, n/s, between 22 and 35, in shape and looking for a professional bf, I would like to take you to the game.

Plz reply if interested.

Does trapezpoid count as a shape?

Unfortunately it doesnt.

Hoboken single looking for a double who will let me take home field advantage in the Bronx tomorrow at 1. Perhaps we’ll hit it off and get to first base at the game and then later maybe we’ll make it “home” provided you don’t balk. Be aware I have one ball (and thus two strikes) yet be assured if your average isn't high enough I’ll eventually walk. In the meantime, I’ll be happy to spend time in the dugout. With luck, I'll get up a few times and hopefully that won't result in a sac fly.

I'll leave the joke about the batter's box to someone else.

Personally I would have said azz lovers and azz rammers a plus, but hey that's just me!

Two words. Darryl's Dugout.

Dungeon, Darryl's Dungeon, get it right!

Hey Fitdesi,

would you like to share your experience with your ad? I guess everybody is curious... For future events of this kind I would may-be recommend the Luv&Stuff board.

Ben

Hey what about the guys...whatever happened to all that male bonding???????.or better yet how about just putting up there ..looking for a barbie doll look alike who will get drunk easy on one or two beers..(cheap date) only like the hotdogs (beats Sushi in the city) ...might I say you could always get a "real doll" seems to work for Howard Stern......

oh by the way.that last post by benji33 was not him ..it was me...sorry he forgot to logout...:) so you can be a "hater" on me ...later