I actually found this in my inbox this morning.
so...
either god has a sense of humor. and we can use all these bent spoons for my new global currency program, or we do it the hard way, one penny at a time, me loving my jj
I did not make this one up. you guys are one bit**in planet and I want to hang here a bit. World peace thru bent spoons.
Sounds like one of my birthday parties where folks had a wee bit too much bubbly.
not me. clean and sober for 21 years (?) that range anyway
dont do the aa thing. One HUGE collective whine-cult.
so here is what I got from the Spoonbenders:
Beloved Friends,
BIG RED FLAG WHEN STRANGERS BELOVED YOU AND CALL YOU FRIENDS. PREPARE TO BE SOLD SNAKE OIL.
One hundred Thousand people from all over the world will be part of an experiment that may change the world. You are one of them, and your role is so important.
now THIS IS MY KINDA GLORY: GOD MAKE ME BE AN IMPORTANT SPOONBENDER. Hey, how many of you other reiki folks sang hymns while scrubbing urinals. And my Great grandam is right. Men are animals. Yechh
There is an ancient technology of prayer that was banned over seventeen hundred years ago, perhaps because it was so powerful.
EXPERIMENT, NICE NAZI TOUCH. ANCIENT IS ANOTHER WARNING WORD. MY FAVORITE OPENING PHRASE TO POSTURE FOR WISDOM IS 'FROM ANTIQUITY' HEHEHE
BUT THEY SLIP UP AT THE END
perhaps it was so powerful
PERHAPS LACKS GUSTO, B*LLS, IT IS A WEASEL, WEAK WORD LIKE love (FOR MOST THIS PLANET)
Using these simple tools you should be able to bend a spoon with your mind in three weeks,
OKAY LET US GET FUNCTIONAL. IF I AM DEFORMED, SPOON BENDING IS FINE. BUT OTHERWISE. MAGIC FOR MAGIC'S SAKE AND INNOCENT BLACK CHILDREN HAVE NO DECENT ROLE MODELS BUT NFL JOCKS!! GIVE ME A BREAK. HAD ANYONE HEARD BO DO HONEY ON THE ROCK AND TEACH KIDS TO DANCE WHEN THEY MAKE SPILLS, FORGET TO CLEAN UP. FORGET THIS SPOONBENDING STUFF. LOVE BO. READ BO. LAUGH LIKE BO. CELEBRATE BOS WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. I AM. I GO TO GEORGIA TO MARRY A HUMAN BEING, NOT A WOMAN WHO FORGOT HERSELF AND HER SOUL IN MISPLACED HATE (NOW I HAVE BEEN THERE LORNA SWEETIE, AND HAVE DONE THAT - STILL YOU HAVE YOUR OWN UNIQUE FLAVOR, YOUR COMMITMENT TO VICTIMHOOD,YOUR PRIDE, UNTIL YOU DONT. AND TELL JEFF THAT EVEN A CLUELESS PASTOR WHO WILL NOT TEACH MY DAUGHTER ABOUT DRUMROLL MAST**BATION COULD GET MY 800 NUMBER BY SIMPLY ASKING YOU.
what did they teach you in seminary.
you are now dubbed Pastor Perhaps (until you prove yourself unweasellike) and dance at my wedding with my transvestite aa sponsor
heyyyy
oops forget the spoons
my fair lady
im getting married
see wedding invitation forthcoming
but bentspoon currency
not bad
we'd have to redesign wallets, and pop machines,
well
sam b. bumpersticker
Dad, let's tear it all down, and put in something that works
anyone out there smarter than my 7 year old
not me
I just follow orders
his heart
heheheh
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