The Reiki Cafe 

Just wanted to introduce myself and say hi to you all...any usefull hints and tips for me on my first day here?

Love to all

Gavstar

Hi Gavstar,
Nice to meet you & welcome to the Cafe. Find a comfy chair , choose your beverage and settle in for a good time!! The waiters may be a bit slow from time to time but the company makes up for it!
Glad to see new people posting!

peace & joy,
holobon

Thanx for that......kettle's on!

hehehe Thats cute... Sorry took so long... I"m the waitress here..What would you like? Tea or Coffee?

hahahah

WELCOME, it's my um 4th day here I think, I'm guessing :P
Good place and lots of great people.

YOu definitly came to the right place :o)

Enjoy!

Bliss

gavstar,

/*\ Namaste :-}}

- welcome to The Cafe, I am glad for your voice and light.

>:-}}

- suggestions?? hmmmm - ah yes! Keep your sense of humor

bagl

Reiki All Around,

All Blessings,

Firekeeper

Welcome!
Don't order the fried newt eggs!
I hear the haggas is good, but I have never tried it.
I hear they make you eat the fried newt eggs if you mention a website and forget to put it under "resources" or "announcements". Other than that, have fun!
Hugs,
Feather

Welcome to the cafe that never closes, they really are a great bunch,
Ray

Feather,

Gabhaim pardun agat.

The HAGGIS is superb, a wonderful wee beastie that leaps into the pot of it's own accord and even peels, cooks and mashes it's own neeps and tatties as accompaniments. Sadly, it has not yet learned how to make the uisce beatha.

Bagl, bagl, bagl

Oh, and to gavstar,

Cead mille failte

I think you will enjoy the ride!

Oiche mhaith agus beannacht leat.

Brian

feather,

/*\ Namaste :-}}

- as with most ingestibles just take care to be sure of your haggis monger (or make some yourself); or go to Borgie Lodge (Scotland) and have a go at Jaqui MacGregor's Dornoch Haggis

>:-}}....

- as for fried newt eggs? a rasher of snipe 'bacon' might be a tasty side (tomatoes, black pudding as well, of course)

- and it is complete rumor and mis-information that mis-placed ads result in forced dining (we rarely even condone eating crow)

bagl

- it is much easier to just delete (or move) the offending material

>:-}}

Reiki All Around,

All Blessings,

Firekeeper

"hmmmm - ah yes! Keep your sense of humor"

Dear Gavstar,

I've got some history here and I'd say that is the best newbie advice I've heard. Keep that in pocket and you'll have a great adventure. I can see they're already going on about the haggis and tempori newt and such. Pay no mind to it. They may be eccentric (wouldn't have it any other way) but they are really good people.

Be sure to try some java from the big crystal expresso manchine. The best. I'm a strong and hot latte man myself. The half and half comes from a cow that lounges on a silk bovine dias most of the day while being fed exotic grasses and nuts by trained but not endentured spider monkeys. Depending on the flavor of the week. Last week she was on the Chai diet which is my favorite. Next week is pumkin and clove, you came just at the right time.

Namaste,
Michael

Howdo Michael,

heheheheheheheheh (mad cackle, eyes swivel furiously)

Prefer a good strong cup of espresso myself or even better, a pint pot o'tea, the colour and consistency of liquid mud.

rofl.

What I want to know is, who cleans up what comes out of t'other end of the cow?
It certainly isn't them monkeys!!

bagl

Got a few minutes before I go to work sweepin' t' looms at t' mill, so I'll put me cloth cap and clogs on and I'm off to t' slag-heap at t'bottom of our garden to practice me skiing. Its a good life up here in t' Grim North.

rofl.

Toodle-pip for now,

Beannacht leat!

Brian

Firekeeper,

Maidin mhaith,

You'll be wanting me to send you some of the finest black puddings in the whole of Christendom, those made by that butcher of international fame from Bury, next.

rofl lia

Slan go foille agus beannacht leat.

Brian

Michael,

/*\ Namaste :-}}

- long time, no see!!

- glad to see you back at The Cafe. I trust you are well (and Starfire also).

>:-}}

- and, those among us that are eccentic surely thank you for the truely Reiki affirmation

bagl, bagl, bagl

Reiki All Around,

All Blessings,

Firekeeper

Dear Brian,

To answer your feculant query; she goes in the big out house. BTW she would be very upset if she knew we were discussing this personal topic so I'd keep it on the low.
; )

Namaste,
Michael

Hi,
tips, ummmm, well 'JUST STAY' with us, cus we love all the old & new people, the more the merrier!!
read your profile & you have a great sence of humor & fun, you will fit in with this mad bunch really well, truly though "WELCOME"it's a great friendly place to be, "& I LUV EM ALL" :-}
Wendy Ann xx