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Some Baby Boomer Humor

posted at 2/4/2006 9:53 PM
ID# 90131
Subject: The 60's

It was fun being a baby boomer...........till now.

Some of the artists of the 60s are now revising their hits with new
lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

1. Hermans Hermits
Mrs. Brown youve got a lovely walker

2. The Bee Gees
How can you mend a broken hip

3. Bobby Darin
Splish, Splash, I was havin a flash

4. Ringo Starr
I get by with a little help from depends

5. Roberta Flack
The First Time ever I forgot your face

6. Johnny Nash
I can't see clearly now

7. Paul Simon
Fifty Ways to lose your liver

8. Commodores
Once, Twice, Three times to the bathroom

9. Marvin Gaye
Heard it through the Grape Nuts

10. Procol Harem
A White Shade of Hair

11. Leo Sayer
You make me feel like napping

12. The Temptations
Papa's Got a Kidney stone

13. Abba
Denture Queen

14.Tony Orlando
Knock Three times on the Ceiling if you hear me fall


15. Helen Reddy
I am Woman, Hear me snore

16. Willie Nelson (good one)
On the Throne Again

*I received this from my brother in an email so thought to share it.
Donna

re: Some Baby Boomer Humor

posted at 2/4/2006 10:56 PM
ID# 90132
This is a reply to: 90131
Donna,

Ouch

Good ones.

bagl

Walk in beauty,
Rebecca

re: Some Baby Boomer Humor

posted at 2/5/2006 2:58 PM
ID# 90140
This is a reply to: 90131

Hey Donna,
Thanks for sharing that one.. I love it and it's hysterical!!

Needed a good laugh..

Loving you always,
J