The Hoboken Cafe 

I have four Japanese Chin Puppies for sale. Also two adult Japanese Chins male and female couple for sale. If you are interested please contact me at 973-779-2799.

For Sale Futon and frame. Asking $80. or best offer

He's back in town! The legend of the Hoboken Monkeyman lives on through a selection of truly evil merchandise...hats, shirts, mugs, etc. Get him before he gets you! www.cafeshops.com/hobokenmonkey

We have a very limited number of specially bread alien roaches (Gromphadorhina Extraterialis), believed by some of the premier UFOlogist to stem from the Alfa Centaury galaxy. They are believed to have been transported to earth as vermin on board of UFOs that have visited us throughout the years. These critters have a very unusual internal anatomy unparalleled in any other earthly insect, among them a second stomach and an inflatable penis.

These creatures are extremely rare and we are incredibly lucky to have a handful of them in our breeding lab. Please be advised the roaches require a dark environment as they are sensitive to light and are voracious rice eaters (one can consume as much as 1 lb of rice a week).

The roaches will be shipped in a special X-Ray proof container. Please allow 3 weeks for delivery.

1 Alien Roach $229.00 (breeding manual included)
2 Alien Roaches of opposite gender $799.00 (breeding manual included)

Nice Green Mitsubishi Montero - SUV 4X4 with plenty of seating (for 7). Middle seat and rear seats fold away when extra storage space is needed. Good running order. Last tuneup 4 months ago. No major dents or scratches.

Call Maggie (201) 659-2628 or cell (201) 315-0151

Pottery Barn "Manhattan" sofa, in excellent condition.
Make me an offer (purchased new for $2500.00!).
77'"w, 40"d, 32"h - legs not removable.
Hardwood frame, top grain black leather, 2 fire-retardant foam core cushions.
Image provided via e-mail, upon request.

I bought this book on eBay, but the friend I got it for read it already, it's used in very good condition, any cyclists out there who haven't read it yet and want to? I'm selling it for $10.

Would also consider swapping for cycling poster, or rockclimbing poster, or yoga pants, or yoga mat.

2 Tix to The Nutcracker for Friday, November 28, 8 p.m. NY State Theater, Lincoln Center. Seats in Second Ring, D118 and D119. $150 or b/o. Contact offathomez@aol.com

The mattress is an IKEA 72"x52" LIKE NEW. ONLY $125.00. Will deliver, if necessary, in Hoboken only. I have one mattress too many so this one is lying on its side.

Call 201-963-8830

"Manhattan" Pottery Barn sofa, in excellent cond.
$800.00 or best offer (orig price was$2500.00!).
77'"w, 40"d, 32"h - legs not removable.
Hardwood frame, top grain black leather, 2 fire-retardant foam core cushions.
Image gladly provided via e-mail, upon request.

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