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Need to get away from the city? How does an all-inclusive trip to any of the one hundred Club Med resorts around the world sound? Great, I'm sure, but you'll want the best deal possible. Since we at DavidShapiro.net is one of Club Med's highest volume agents in the New York City area, so we are able to get you deals you cannot get anywhere else!

We book singles, couples, families, and groups. We book short jaunts and extended getaways. We can even get you airfare included in our quotes! We book to resorts all over the world, but our most popular destination is Turks & Caicos, an adults-only village nestled in the heart of the Carribean and just a three-hour direct flight away from JFK!

For more information, please feel free to visit the Club Med section of our website at http://DavidShapiro.net/ClubMedpage.asp

Call us at 212-579-4844 any time to get a quote. Let us help you book the vacation of your dreams!

If you are looking to make new friends that last a lifetime, learn a new sport or talent or just want to try something new, then this weekend has your name on it! Together with our partner Club Getaway, has the vacation of your dreams in store for you!
Even better, when you book your Club Getaway trip with us, you will receive a $50 credit towards our New York City parties, a Club Med vacation or a weekend at our Hamptons house!
Club Getaway, an adult’s only sports and recreation resort is located in the Berkshire Mountains of Connecticut, is less than two hours away from Manhattan. Feel free to join us on the Club Getaway bus, just $45 round-trip.
For more information, check out the Club Getaway section of our website at http://davidshapiro.net/cga_08.asp

Sep 5 Sports, Fun & Adventure
Our Sports& Fun Weekends are the perfect balance of the summer's coolest outdoor sports & adventures and hottest parties! Here's your chance to do everything under the sun or just kick back and enjoy nature's playground.
Enjoy your favorite sports or learn something new. Take lessons and classes from the Pros. Try tennis and golf. Learn to rock climb and kayak. Fly on a trapeze or water ski across the lake. Bike or Hike in the Berkshires. Take a class in cooking, wine or dance. Discover your passion, indulge your senses, challenge yourself or just relax and unwind.
Whether you're shooting hoops, targeting the bull's eye or just plain aiming for a great time, Club Getaway is the place to be on our Sports & Fun Weekends
And don't forget, there are always an equal ratio of men and women!
Oct 3 Fall Sports & Fun
This is our early Halloween/fall foliage weekend. Bring your costume for the haunted house. Enjoy a hay ride. We even have pumpkin carving and Apple pie baking. This is the all time favorite weekend for the Club Getaway guests. I hope you try and join us!
Just call 212-579-4844 to find out about our group and new customer discounts!

Three Hampton’s houses available for rent or on a share basis. Located in the prestigious beach area of Sag Harbor, NY and Southampton, NY are located close to beaches, shopping, amazing dining and fine shopping. What's even better is that when you stay in any of the houses you get to use all the amenities of the Estate property in close by Sag Hampton. It's like getting a 2-4-1!

We can rent by bed, room or the whole house. It’s all about your needs!

If you prefer a more active location, we also have limited availability in Sag Harbor Mansion.

For just $75 per weeknight, you can stay at our any of our estates for as few or as many weeknights as you want! If you are interested in a long-term stay, we have special discount packages available. Our weekend rate (Fri-Sun) is $350 p/p. Please ask about our discounts for groups of 10 or more.

Although just a short distance away from every desirable Hampton’s destination, our houses are in a private, quiet, and secluded neighborhood.

We have almost every conceivable amenity you could ever think of, including cable television; Wi-Fi internet access; heated pool & state-of-the-art hot tub; and tennis, basketball, and volleyball courts.

For more information about our house, please give David a call at 917-806-4171. Or visit our webpage at

http://davidshapiro.net/hamptons_page.asp

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David Shapiro

917-806-4171

david@davidshapiro.net
http://www.DavidShapiro.net

Believe it or not, summer 2008 is already winding down! If you're looking to spend any time in the Hamptons, call David today at 917-806-4171! Spaces are extremely limited at all three of our houses, so don't miss your last chance to enjoy the DavidShapiro.net Hamptons summertime experience!
No matter what you're looking for, our three houses have it all! Whether you want to be in the center of the party at our Main House, a 3.5-acre estate on the border of Bridgehampton and Sag Harbor, or if you desire the more quiet and relaxed atmosphere of our two charming Southampton houses (The Annex and The South House), you'll find great service, great fun, and, most of all, great people wherever you go.
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Our Main House has the ideal blend of a friendly house atmosphere, the elegance of a bed and breakfast, and the convenient facilities of a luxury resort. Our friends are free to enjoy all of the luxuries and amenities we offer, including...
> Brand-new Gunite heated pool
> Hot tub
> Tennis, basketball, and volleyball courts
> Arcade, board games, and karaoke
> Wi-Fi, house computer, and full office equipment
> Pilates, yoga and fitness classes on the weekends with Rori, our in-house personal trainer/fitness instructor.
> Sumptuous meals prepared by our top-notch chef
> Full-time housekeeping and linen service
> Our house bar, always loaded with complimentary mixers and soda and a generous supply of alcohol.
Our two Southampton houses are in quiet and secluded areas. You'll be able to unwind out here, but whenever you want more to do more, you are always welcome to join us at the Main House, only a few short minutes away.
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All of our homes are close to the Hampton Jitney and the train.
For more information, visit the Hamptons section of our website at http://davidshapiro.net/hamptons_page.asp or call David directly at 917-806-4171. A phone call is definitely t...More

Loved camp as a kid? Well here it is, but in an adults only version! Try to picture your ideal weekend vacation. It will be somewhere close enough that it's convenient to go get to, but far enough away that you can leave the day-to-day grind behind. You'll want to stay active, meet fun people, and enjoy great food. Of course, you will also want this trip to be affordable. Now, you can turn that picture into reality. DavidShapiro.net, together with our partner Club Getaway, has the vacation of your dreams in store for you!
The resort is co-ed. The sports are great for the novice to the advanced. You can Rock climb, water ski, sail, canoe, play softball, volleyball, and basketball. Sit at the campfire and make smores. Even arts and crafts and cooking lessons are available. There are just too many options that are included for us to even mention.
UPCOMING WEEKENDS
Aug 1 Young Professionals 20’s & 30’s

Our Sports & Fun Weekends are the perfect balance of the summer's coolest outdoor sports & adventures and hottest parties! Here's your chance to do everything under the sun or just kick back and enjoy nature's playground.
Enjoy your favorite sports or learn something new. Take lessons and classes from the Pros. Try tennis and golf. Learn to rock climb and kayak. Fly on a trapeze or water ski across the lake. Bike or Hike in the Berkshires. Take a class in cooking, wine or dance. Discover your passion, indulge your senses, challenge yourself or just relax and unwind.
Whether you're shooting hoops, targeting the bull's eye or just plain aiming for a great time, Club Getaway is the place to be on our Sports & Fun Weekends
Aug 8 J-Weekend

JDate, the Premier Jewish Single Community on the net, teams up with Club Getaway for the first time, to give you a weekend of sun, fun and friends your gonna love. It's a great crowd, in a cool place. Join the fun! Join us for our Annual J Weekend. Come Play and Party with the Tribe! If you spent your summers growing up in ...More

Need to get away from the city? How does an all-inclusive trip to any of the one hundred Club Med resorts around the world sound? Great, I'm sure, but you'll want the best deal possible. Since we at DavidShapiro.net is one of Club Med's highest volume agents in the New York City area, so we are able to get you deals you cannot get anywhere else!

We book singles, couples, families, and groups. We book short jaunts and extended getaways. We can even get you airfare included in our quotes! We book to resorts all over the world, but our most popular destination is Turks & Caicos, an adults-only village nestled in the heart of the Carribean and just a three-hour direct flight away from JFK!

For more information, please feel free to visit the Club Med section of our website at http://DavidShapiro.net/ClubMedpage.asp

Call us at 212-579-4844 any time to get a quote. Let us help you book the vacation of your dreams!

Warm regards,
David Shapiro
917-806-4171
david@davidshapiro.net
http://www.DavidShapiro.net

Join us at Club Getaway, an adults only sports resort less than 2 hours from NYC!
Try to picture your ideal weekend vacation. It will be somewhere close enough that it's convenient to go get to, but far enough away that you can leave the day-to-day grind behind. You'll want to stay active, meet fun people, and enjoy great food. Of course, you will also want this trip to be affordable. Now, you can turn that picture into reality. DavidShapiro.net, together with our partner Club Getaway, has the vacation of your dreams in store for you!
Book your Club Getaway trip with us, you will receive a $50 DavidShapiro.net credit towards our New York City parties, a Club Med vacation or a weekend at our Hamptons house!
The Club Getaway resort, a lakeside paradise nestled in the Berkshire Mountains of Connecticut, is less than two hours away from Manhattan. Feel free to join us on the Club Getaway bus, just $45 round-trip.

If you have any questions, or if you would like to book July 4th weekend or any other Club Getaway weekend during the summer 2008 season, please call at 212-579-4844!

Warm regards,
David Shapiro
917-806-4171
david@davidshapiro.net
http://www.DavidShapiro.net

This Is A BBW(Big Beautiful Women)Event
All Dancers Are 200LBS And Up!!!

Bodies 4 Hire

Presents

"Super Booty Bowl"

Saturday February 2, 2008

WE'RE BACK, BRINGING YOU THE BEST IN BBW ADULT
ENTERTAINMENT. WE HAVE DANCERS FROM EVERYWHERE,
WALL DANCING, LAP DANCING, STAGE SHOWS, YOU NAME IT.
SO CUM THROUGH AND HAVE SOME FUN.

Mouths Open: 10pm
Legs Close: 4am

$25.00 at door B4 1am
Slightly more after

Dancers
Tip in $20
Tip out $30

21 & Over
ID is A MUST

Held in a pvt NYC location
Call day of event for location

RR: 917-662-2489

PG: 917-517-9154

mailing list:

lipsonus@yahoo.com

bbws4hire@gmail.com

Dont forget the Freaky Ski Trip, Feb 15, 16, and 17th 2008

This Is A BBW (Big Beautiful Women)
Event, All Dancers Are 190 lbs And Up!

Rambo Ent. & Phatty Girl Prod.

Presents

***Big Booty Bandits***
BBW Stripshow

Sat. September, 8th 2007

WE ARE BACK AGAIN WITH A GREAT SHOW & AND NEW BOOTIES
BRINGING YOU THE FINEST IN BBW XXX EVENTS. Come and enjoy the
weekend with some of NYC's HOTTEST DANCERS. If BBW's are your thing,
then make this an ass clapping experience you wont forget.
Many of our models & New talent will be in attendance
Activities Are: wall dancing, lap dancing, floor shows, girl/girl shows, etc...
Held in a nice location in Harlem, with VERY tight security, from our finest.
So cum and enjoy hands on fun with the ladies of Rambo Ent.

$25.00 till 1am * Slightly More After

Mouths Open: 10pm
Legs Close: 4am

21 & Over * ID a Must

Held in a Harlem location
Call day of event for location info.
Rambo (917) 662-2489 *** Phatty Girl (917) 517-9154

If you want to be on the
mailing list hit us up.

lipsonus@aol.com

nycphatty@gmail.com

rambo_ent@yahoo.com

Because: it's almost mid summer and you want to make new friends
Because: it's time to hang out with other fun people
Because: it's an excuse to get together, drink and play

Just...Because. Come Join Us.

Happy Hour Specials from 5 - 7 pm

* $1 Bud and Bud Light Drafts
* 2 For 1 Sauza Margaritas
* 2 For 1 Absolut Cocktails
* 2 For 1 Level Cocktails

WHEN: Thursday, August 2, 2007 at 6:30 PM
WHERE: The Village Pourhouse: 64 Third Avenue @ East 11th St
WHY: Just Because
WHO: Members In Their 30s ONLY
COST: $11.00 prepaid