The Hoboken Cafe 

I want to sit here and do nothing and get paid for it. I don't want anyone to draw or sculpt or take photographs of me. I think that would count as plagiarizing my parents. Maybe it would be ok if they were paid royalties, but I would probably have to sit still for a long time, and that would be very boring. So forget my parents, I just want someone to pay me to sit here and take up oxygen in my own house. References available upon request.