Tentative TITLE: Zagat rated male seeks companionship
NYC: "emaciated and socially awkward" bookseller originally from the west (NJ) hasn't found
time to make any friends "because he's new in town " (4 years). strongly interested in
someone to "hang out with" and maybe even "possibly more." hobbies include buddhism,
vegetarianism, cynicism, and the monarch notes to "all those existential philosophers" who
use "really complicated words." tacitly admits to enjoying grand hollywood historical epics
but can "bullshit his way" through a conversation about "fellini and that sullen swedish chap"
with the best of them. former girlfriends describe "he just always seems to be right about
everything " and "yeah, like it's really sexy when he drones on about some anthropological
divinity theme he read in a joseph campbell article and passes it off as his own insights."
his ideal mate is something like a "low maintence dorothy parker" who can pull off those
"cute hipster glasses" but won't make him shave or "schlep ceramics from the pottery barn"
on a sunday afternoon.
aim: fruitlanders
