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Date Created: 7-16-2001
Last Modified: 9-20-2001
Last logged in: 6-4-2002

Real Name: Jason Gender: Male Ethnicity: Caucasian Religion: Jewish Country: United States of America Local Area: Hoboken, New Jersey

I am the center of a black hole that sucks the life out of everything that falls in its wake. This is an accomplishment that has taken a lifetime to perfect and I wouldn't presume to train others on its applications or values. Sleep is the drug of choice as it is both painless and humane in its destructive nature. You cannot possibly understand how easy it is to lose your ability to perform even the simplest of tasks when you have the energy of a 15 year old battery in a 28 year old flashlight.

Dare to dream a sky of green and pennies are worth gold. You might wake up one day and not realize that you are really alive.

General questions

What do you do for a living?

Marketing/Operations: Cash Management products for Alliance Capital Mutual Funds.

In other words: whatever I want

What religions or philosophies of life do you believe in?

My philosophy is that religion is a crutch for those that can't think for themselves and for those who can't embrace fear and pain.

Nuf sed

What are your favorite books?

Hooked on Phonics

Ya dig?

What type of books do you like to read?

Whatever is in arms reach of the toilet.

What type of movies or television shows do you watch?

I have 386 channels - I watch nothing except QVC

I like movies that I can watch with the mute button on.

What kind of music do you like?

Tool - Rage Against the Machine - Warrant

What type of foods do you like to eat?

Anything medium well

Do you consider yourself to be more of a conservative or liberal person?

Liberace without the sequins

What do you like to do for fun?

I'd have to kill you and your family before I could answer this question due to an ongoing probe that the FBI is conducting on my so called life.

What are some of your interests?

Reoccurring nightmares
Dual personality disorders
French or Chinese torture techniques
Pokemon

What achievements in your life are you most proud of?

I once slept for 22 hours straight
I also had 22 points on my license at one time

I got two words for u: 3 some!

Hoboken questions

If you live in Hoboken, how long have you been here?

Since the dawning of a new age - unsupervised alcoholism

5 years

If you live in Hoboken, why do you live here?

I came home from college
I got really drunk at a bar
I got in a fight with my friends
I ditched my girlfriend
I got thrown down the stairs at the bar (and then out the door)
I destroyed public property
I hurled in my ride's car
I hurled on my parent's couch
I pissed on the floor
I blamed everything on the dog
My dad gave me one month to get out

Anybody want me to draw them a picture?

What do you like about Hoboken?

The overabundant parking
The expedient restaurant service
Cheap gas/rent prices
Very quiet

What do you dislike about Hoboken?

Too many 10 cent wing specials
Not enough drunk women around looking for action
I can't seem to get enough parking tickets and menus to cover my walls

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