1. I can be both silly and serious.
2. I get paid to watch the big game.
3. I make a mean bean dip and a pretty darn good pizza.
4. I sing (off-key) along with the radio, and can karaoke a random assortment of
tunes.
5. I'm smart, but certainly not pretentious.
6. I vote in elections.
7. I can help you edit your grad school applications/resumes/Great American Novel
projects/love letters.
8. I give good back rubs (and love to get them).
9. I travel light.
10. I know people who know people.